From The Desk Of Da Chooch #2
10/27/02
From Da Desk Of Da Chooch
FSW Column #2
October 24th, 2002


Welcome back my friends, to the article EVERYONE wants to read. Once again, I am Da Chooch, and I am FSW’s Premier Journalist. And, tonight, as I sit here, bored because E.R is not on, due to the World Series being on, I decided to being you my Pay Per View thoughts. Speaking of the World Series, I for one am disappointed that it needed to go to a 5th game. I for one thought the Giants of San Francisco would of wrapped this one up in 4. Oh well, there goes a cool thousand bones on that.

On the subject of cool, how great is it that FSW’s own Angelo DeVille won the GTT? Well, in my book, it means one thing........ FSW is now in the spotlight, brighter than ever. DeVille beat out a lot of great talent to claim the top prize at this years tournament. Now I think is a good time for DeVille to drop the Primetime Title to someone else [I amass that it will be Ming], then go toe to toe with Timo Bolamba for the World Title. I tip my hat to Mr. DeVille on a job well done, and thanks for making FSW proud.

I know I promised you all last column, that this next column would be about the Tag Division of FSW. Well, to put it bluntly, and Da Chooch loves to be BLUNTly...... the current Tag Division of FSW, in my opinion, is nothing. I know, FSW just brought in the hottest tag team out there, but they enter a division of NOTHING. A Tag Team is just about no-existent, and rumor has it Jesse Ramey is unhappy with the current direction of his team, and his career. So, that leaves a bad taste in Da Chooch’s mouth as far as the tag division of FSW goes. If I were the boss, I’d start looking at the PWA for some up and coming talent. Just my opinion though. Take it as you want Orion.

Now, then let’s move onto the meat of this article. The Bad Moon Rising PPV. All I can say is WOW. Especially the final two matches. The stupendious main event anchored the great show. And The Last Man Standing match had me on the edge of my seat. A few surprises in the PPV, which, as history shows, makes the fans come back for more. So, without out further ado, and because Mrs. Da Chooch is begging me to come to bed [wink], let me get on with the Bad Moon Rising recap.

To me, Da Chooch, this PPV was quite impressive. Especially the hunger of Kimbusa, which all the fans of FSW witnessed at the PPV. The Asian Assassin, snubbed for a PPV match, took it upon himself to interject into the first match of the night, squashing Erik Blake and Micheal ‘I Need To Find A New Federation’ Stevens. Now, Da Chooch LOVED the big Asian stomping all over Stevens, since he’s been nothing more than a complete, no showing assbag since day one. Blake, from what I hear, learned from this little showing, to better appreciate his position withing FSW. Then, John Jupiter, trying to regain control of the PPV from the Asian and his manger/announcer, Steven Caldera, accepts the open challlenge of Kimbusa. In a impromptu match, Jupiter fought hard, even blooding the lip of Caldera. Of course, Jupiter paid for that, and lost the match to Kimbusa. And, as we all witnessed, Caldera made Kimbusa pay for letting Jupiter put his hands on him. All in all, Da Chooch gives the opening match..... err, matches a 2 out of 5 stars.

The next match was the semi-final match of the two month long DoA tournament, Now, last column, I predicted the semis would come down to Boda and Deamont vs Timo Bolamba and Mike Marvelous. Well, it didn’t go down that
way, so instead, we got to witness something even I, Da Chooch NEVER thought he’d see. Tyler Nelson and Meanstreak teaming up in the semis, to take on Timo Bolamba and Mike Marvelous. Well, as much as a surprise as that was, it paled in comparision to the ending of the semi match, when Streak walked off, carrying Tyler Nelson. This allowed The Dastardly Duo to pick up the countout win, and set up the main event of the evening, Timo Bolamba against Mike Marvelous. This match ended before it began really. The four of these men, had the capability
to blow the roof of the Ampitheater [I know, there is no roof on the ampitheater, it’s a friggin figure of speach]. But, it didn’t live up to what I surmassed it could of. So, Da Chooch gives this match a 3 out of 5 stars.

After the match, we laid witness to someone taking out the monster they call Meanstreak. Da Chooch wonders, as does everyone else, exactly who could of, or more importantly, who would of taken out the PCW Hall of Famer. I’m sure that in the weeks to come, we will see who this person was. One thing is for sure, who ever it was, has to be a sick, demented son of a bitch, because, knowing Streak like I do..... that person will have HELL to pay soon.

Following up the semi final match, we witnessed Magnum Wolf take on Big Davelicious to determine the #1 contender to the FSW Primetime Championship. Now, we all watched MAgnum beat Big D in what I call another 2 out of 5 star match. But, the post PPV tantrum thrown by one Big Davelicious is something even Da Chooch does not appreciate. Big Dud is a former FSW champion. He is a FSW Hall of Famer. Now, after spending a year in PCW as a jobber, he gets invited back into FSW and has shown little to no effort, and has the audacity to think ‘Hey, I’m a FSW Hall of Famer, I should wear the World Title, I should be a main event.’ Well, Mr. Egotistical D..... get over yourself. There is noone in FSW whose been pushed, who hasn’t DESERVED it. You lambast Boda, Tyler Nelson and Timo Bolamba. Why? Because they are hard workers? Because they know what to do to get over? Give me one good reason why you deserve the world title over these three men. Or Angelo DeVille. Wait, kinda impossible when you’re FIRED. Good luck elsewhere junior, God knows you’ll need it.

Next match of the night we say Orpheus Grant take on Jason MacAllister. This match took place because of MacAllister’s hatred of Tyler Nelson. So, Nelson makes Grant take on the ‘Highway’ and low and behold, Grant is bested by MacAllister. Now, we must wait and see what Tyler will do to revenge his slave’s loss. I gave this match a 2 out of 5 stars, because quite frankly, I expected more from the two. Yeah, I’m a tough one to please. Don’t like it,
deal with it.

Like I stated earlier, this PPV had more than a few surprises. The best one happened in the Tag Team Title match between Bad Frotitude, the champions, and The Dead Presidents, the challangers. This was a chains match, which meant that in order to win, HELL, this match ended in more controversy than the OJ Simpson trial. There are new tag champs, and after the match, they were revealed to be none other than former PCW Tag Champs, Politically Incorrect. The whole time, these two have been parading around as former Presidents of the United States, and to all our surprises, they are Senators. Go figure. I ranked this match a 3 out of 5 stars. I hope PI makes a bigger impact down the line, as soon as FSW opens up the Tag Division more.

Down to our last three matches, and indeed, they were top notch. First, Angello DeVille defended his Primetime Championship in a triple threat match against Ming and Zameer. DeVille squeaked out the win, with the help of Ming. Ming easily had the match and title in hand, but decides to allow DeVille to retain the title. This of course, means one thing. Zameer will retaliate on Glory, because the big man from Africa isn’t one to humiliate like what happened at the end. I ranked this match 4 out of 5 stars.

Da Chooch has finally come to his favorite match of the night. What happens when you take two bitter enemies, men that have been at each other’s throats since they entered into FSW, and toss them into a Last Man Standing match? You get a Match Of The Year canidate. Boda and Cassius Deamont did everything in this match, short of killing one another. They fought more in the locker room area, then in the ring. They made the crowd sit on the edge of their seats, and dammit...... they used alot of weapons. Blood? Yeah, there was a little blood, enough to give a hemophiliac a transfusion. Spots? You bet, more spots than a dalmation puppy. Bumps? Can you say more bumps than a prepubescent teenager. All in all, with Boda getting the win after a 20 foot Bounced Czech, this match made you wanting more. Da Chooch gives this match 5 out of 5 stars, making it a great warm up to the World title Main event.

And, speaking of the World Title match......... did anyone else forsee that Timo turning heel, was a swerve? Well, I figured it out along time ago. Timo played the mind game card against Mike Marvelous, and it paid off. And just like Da Chooch predicted last month, Timo Bolamba would walk out of Bad Moon Rising as the World Champ. But, at the end of the show, we laid witness to the formation of another Tyler Nelson stable. And, if history directs the future, FSW is in for some hard times, as Nelson will take over the federation with a little help from his friends. This main event is a 4 out of 5 stars.

Well, there you have it. FSW’s PPV recap, Da Chooch style. I’ll have another column out this month, hopefully about a new improved Tag Division. One can only hope.

Till then, this has been Da Chooch

So long.






Picks and Pricks
10/01/02
Welcome ladies and gents to the first column of the week, in which will now become a every week long column here for you great Five Star Wrestling fans, from the only Five Star Columnist in the whole Wrestling Tattler Community, the name is Isaac Bologna and here you’re about to find out just what my column is about. From this point onward, I will be giving you my thoughts and input on predictions for each match that will be happening on Glory and at the end of my column you will find yourselves reading some little tidbits and information that I have picked up from just listening around the backstage area. So, you could in turn call my column, Picks and Pricks. Now let us begin with the Picks.

Meanstreak versus Kyle Velocity and Jason McAllister in their second round matches for the Dead on Arrival Tournament. Most people would be going for the monster in Meanstreak for the win in this match, but you see, I’m not just your average person and I feel that two “underdogs”, such as Velocity and McAllister could easily take someone along the lines of Meanstreak, and what most people don’t know is that both of these men have worked together before in the past, which would make my choice of them winning even more so than the last two that had to fight Streak. In what may be a long and hard fought battle, I find the team of the Punk Rock King and “The Highway” picking up the win in the match, and might I say they’ll do it with a little style and class to boot.

In another second round match-up, we find two men who don’t necessarily want to team with each other going up against the hottest team in FSW history to date, when Ming and Angelo Deville team up to face Bad Frotitude. Now, as we have seen before in the past, random teaming has done one person good, and that person being Ming. Since the reopening of Five Star Wrestling, Ming has made a name for himself through this method of teaming. First his partnership with Lo-Key and though it was sort of defunct in a manner of speaking, Ming got things done with his mammoth helper and then he had brought in the assistance of Michel Krieg, former Old School Wrestling member and what did he accomplish with him? Five Star Wrestling Tag Team Championship gold! Although, Ming has had a rivalry with the two Bad Frotitude members since the beginning of both their FSW debuts, I surely must give the win in this match to the man with the plan and his Primetime Championship partner, Ming and Angelo Deville.

The battle of what surely are “the big men” in Five Star Wrestling is going to be something most wrestling fans, and myself, would love to be in attendance for. People who are going to be in the Kohl Center are definitely going to be getting their moneys worth when we see Kimbusa do battle with Azala Zameer. Kimbusa of OSW fame, and now a participant in the Golden Turnbuckle Tournament, who has now made a big jump over to FSW and then we have the relatively new to the sport, Azala Zameer, who is accompanied by his partner in crime Mandela. Now, in my views, you can’t just pick one of these men to win the match, because it’s going to be an all out brawl. This is going to be by far, the greatest spectacle in Five Star Wrestling history.

With the recent turn of Timo Bolamba to actually liking the evil side of things and becoming somewhat good friends with Mike Marvelous, just does not appeal to this writer. Nothing I’ve seen from this is going to look good for either of these men in the long run, and it’s just taking away from everything if you ask me. Then again, the match itself has enormous potential. Pitting a great competitor from Primetime Championship Wrestling up against a great from one of those EVO feds. Timo against Magnum Wolf is going to be another one of those “barn burner” type matches in FSW and in my opinion, I’m going to have to pick Wolf as the winner of the battle, seeing as how he did take Marvelous to town on this past Glory and I feel that though Marvelous is the special referee in this thing, he’s going to feel just a tab bit intimidated by Wolf and cause him to call things right down the middle.

Now, on into the Main Event of the night and what may be another one of those great matches that FSW has to offer. Although, since coming into FSW, Tyler Nelson and his hired gun, Orpheus Grant, have made more of an impact on the place than almost everyone else, with an exception to Mike Frampton, but that’s totally another story in itself. This week we find some really good competition coming into play as Nelson and Grant take on the team of Cassius Deamont and Chris “Boda” Sloboda. Both teams are pouring with grant talent and though my heart wants me to say that Cassius and Boda will come away with the win here tonight, I just don’t see that happening as Boda, Nelson, Grant, and Commissioner Chip O’Meara have something to say about that and thusly helping Nelson and Grant continue on in this tournament.

So, seeing as how we have those out of the way now I will continue on with the Prick part of this column and I know most of you are actually thinking, why in the world would you call a portion of your column Prick? Well, just take a seat and read some of the things I’m about to reveal to you and then you’ll have realized that it’s not the readers, but the wrestlers themselves who will be calling me a prick once this is all said and done. These are the cumulative notes taken by myself, in the same form and occurrence that they happened on this past Glory.

“I don’t care what happened here tonight, it doesn’t bother me in the least,” said one, Mike Marvelous after being given the Alpha Driver by Magnum Wolf, “It actually felt pretty good you know? Kinda like when your little sister takes her Barbie and throws it at you. That’s how much that frigin’ Alpha Driver hurt! Magnum Wolf is nothing less than a pussy!”

“I was honestly hoping that my debut into FSW would have been a little better than what it turned out to being,” said Jason McAllister in the backstage area just after his match, “They told me I would be having a match against A Tag Team, but I was hoping it would have been someone other than those two stoners, I’m way above them in many ways and the match was just a little disappointing, as was Kyle’s performance, but you’re going to edit that out, aren’t you?”

“I’m sick of this stuff,” said Michel Krieg backstage after Glory, “I’ve had fame in OSW and I know that I’m worth more than this shit hole is giving me. You little writer, can let the people know in FSW that I’m gone for good and not coming back. It wouldn’t matter if they handed me the World Title on a golden platter, this German is making his way out and back to his homeland.”

“Well, just between you and me, I actually did kind of like all of the bondage stuff going on with the whole Elmer thing a couple weeks back. It was kind of arousing in a very sick way of thinking. Kind of like how me and my ex-girlfriend, Tony, used to mess around.” said Angelo Deville as I listened into a conversation between he and Ming.

That is all for this weeks edition of Picks and Pricks, but be aware that next week offers a totally new edition of controversy and more so than anything else, my views and opinions on the things circulating around the Five Star Wrestling community.




From The Desk Of Da Chooch
10/01/02
From The Desk of Da Chooch
September 29th, 2002

Da Chooch’s First FSW Column

Hello one and all, first, the proper introductions, and history lesson about me. My name is Da Chooch. No, it’s not my real name, but a nickname. More of a pseudonym. What does it mean? Well, it’s Italian, but I’m not going to tell you what it means, cuz it’d not a good thing. It’s just a nick I picked up from an Italian ex-boss of mine, and it’s stuck with me for the past few years. So, here I am, Da Chooch, writing my third ever column. My first two, done for PCW. Well, since I never received my royalty checks from them, I cancelled my writing contract, and was given one with Five Star Wrestling. And, so far..... I’m impressed with FSW.

That being said, as I sit here, just finishing watching another exciting episode of The Sopranos [a must see HBO series, highly recommended by me, Da Chooch], I decided to pen, err type, a column. This one, is going to be more of a ‘What Does Da Chooch Think of FSW Superstars’ type column. What exactly do I mean? Well, I’m going to run down the current talent of FSW, and give my opinion on each and everyone of them. I’ll do this in alphabetical order. Then, to end this column on an up note, I shall give my theory/opinion on who the FSW World Champion will be after the Dead on Arrival Tournament ends as the upcoming FSW October PPV Bad Moon Rising. So, lets get this party started, eh?

‘Showtime’ Erik Blake: I’ve been very unimpressed thus far with Mr. Blake. I’ve heard great things about him, but he has not done anything to make me want to tune in to Glory just to watch him. Has come to FSW from IWO, where he was a T.V champ. Well, Mr. Blake, my advise to you, start busting your ass. FSW is not IWO. FSW holds standards about IWO. Work hard. You want to be ‘Showtime’, then show me something, other than wasting my time.

Boda: Former 2 Time PCW World Champion. Boda held alot of titles in his PCW time. I remember Boda when he was a jobber, losing to guys like Prozac, Troy Brown, and shall I remind all..... SHAQ. But that was a different time, a different Boda. The new Boda, is a force to reckon with. After running two WT feds, Boda was brought into FSW to be a Hired Gun. I myself am not a ‘Hired Gun’ fan. But Boda does it well. He’s destined to take FSW to the top, not because of just his name, but his talent as well.

Timo Bolamba: FSW’s Good Guy. The Saving Grace. Well, that was until this past week. Now dubbed ‘Dastardly Bastard’, Timo has strayed from ‘Mr. Goody-Goody’ to ‘Mr. I’ll Do What Ever It Takes To Win The World Title’. And, he’s doing it well. Breaking an ankle, well, that is one hell of a way to get yourself over in a heel turn. I have followed the short career of Timo since his debut in PCW. And, I just don’t understand why this man has yet to win the BIG ONE. Sure, a TV title and a Rising Star title is okay, but when you are as talented as The Samoan Silencer, you should be the federations top man.

Chris Bagwell: Another ‘big name’ from another fed. But, has yet to impress me. I’m a little more impressed with him that I am with Erik Blake, but alas, Bagwell has not shown that fire that made him the Ptw Platinum World Champion. Also, a bad backstage attitude, after the debut of Meanstreak, has seemingly killed any type of push Mr. Bagwell had coming. A lesson to be learned, ‘Don’t bitch about losing’. It get’s you nowheres, but pushed back down the ladder. Buckle up Chris, and work hard, you could climb that ladder again.

Big Daveylicious: The first of the ‘original’ FSWers on my list. Big D is a FSW Hall of Famer, former FSW World Champ. He surfed around in PCW also for a bit, not gaining much notoriety, but jumped at the opportunity to return to the NEW FSW. And what has he done since the re-opening of FSW? Absolutely nothing to make us think of him as a former World Champion. Big D has untapped potential, but he lacks the in ring focus to return to his former glory. He’s done it before, so what’s inside his mind holding him back now? Only the Davilicious one knows.

Cassius Deamont: Attitude. One word that comes to mind about this man. Ego is another one. The backstage demeanour of this former RUSH World Champion has left a bad taste in the mouth of everyone. It’s no wonder his only ally in FSW is none other than CEO Paul Orion. But, we all know why Orion brought Deamont into FSW. BODA. Boda cost Deamont the RUSH Title, as Boda was ousted by Deamont as owner of RUSH. Boda has been a thorn in the side of Deamont, and Cassius is hell bent on getting over on Boda. But, to be honest, it can’t happen. Boda is better, bigger, and badder. Deamont needs to put his attitude in check, before someone else does.

Angelo DeVille: This man is a great talent. His work rate, killer. His work, Hemingway-worthy. He has, though, be slack as of late in FSW, but that’s understandable when you’re kicking ass in the GTT. As Primetime Champion of FSW, DeVille has stood pat as a great champion. Though, I do feel he will be ousted soon, if not at Bad Moon Rising. And for good cause though, as DeVille is World Title worthy. He won’t be the first World Champion of the NEW FSW, but he is deserving of being a contender.

Mike Frampton: A former IC champion, a former Extreme Champion. Of course, that was in the OLD FSW. In the new FSW, Frampton is to FSW as Hank~ was to PCW. Mike Frampton could fuck up a wet dream. But, credit is worthy to Frampton, for making The News top 20 last month. Of course, it was for his fucking up the World Title scene at the last PPV, Genesis. Frampton could make a serious run, for the door. But alas, in every fed, there is a main jobber, and unfortunately for Mike, he is just that. Maybe if he finds the formula he used to become the ‘Most Dedicated Worker’ of 2001, he can make some type of impact in FSW this time around, other than that of a bumbling idiot.

Asa Fountain: Let The Fro Flow. This hip cat is one half of the FSW World Champions. Him and Ramsey have been a ball of fire as of late, and as long as that ball doesn’t set Asa’s fro on fire, he’ll be doing just fine. After bouncing around from a fed here, to a fed there, it seems, for the moment at least, that Asa has found his ‘home’. Hell, I’m tempted to grow my hair out, and go with the Fro. Hey Asa, pass me a pick brother. And keep up the good work.

John Jupiter: As I look through my telescope, at the universe that is FSW, I have to wonder.... why can’t I find Jupiter? Is it because he’s seemingly vanished in thin air? Again, Da Chooch is unimpressed with this man. To impress me is easy. Work, make like you want to make FSW a better place. But to sign on, and seemingly do nothing, that does not impress me. He came in at Genesis, with a bang, under the guise of Super Duper Masked Jobber King, but has not lived up to anything substantial as of yet. Prove me wrong Johnny boy, prove me wrong.

Kimbusa: By far, pound for pound, he is the biggest wrestler in FSW. Sure, Azalea Zameer is almost the same weight, but Zameer is 9 inches taller, making his near 500 pounds seem less than the 500 pounds that The Asian Assassin carries on his 6’1 frame. Now, like DeVille, Kimbusa has been lax as of late, but this is due to the GTT also. Kimbusa is in the quarter finals, along with DeVille, and he’s vowed to. well, as translated by Steven Caldera, to return to FSW, to make a big splash. And, after seeing the girth that is Kimbusa, I suggest FSW reinforce the ring for this impact.

Michel Krieg: The German War Machine. Former FSW Tag Champion, alongside partner Ming. I don’t know much about Krieg. He is a rather quiet gentleman. He lets his action speak volumes for him. I’d just like to see if he is strong enough to rebound after losing the tag titles last week, and make some noise within FSW. I bet he can, but does he want to? Will he? Let’s hope so, unless of course you are his opponent.

Meanstreak: One word. FEAR. That’s what this monster impales into the souls of his opponents. He’s a multi time PCW World Champion. He’s virtually indestructible, and he’s loose in FSW. Just ask Tim Walden and Chris Bagwell about their recent encounter with the Monster they Call Meanstreak. But, what exactly is Streak’s agenda in FSW? Does he even have one? Seems like Paul Orion has some sort of strangle hold over the subconscious of Streak. Streak jumps on Orion’s command, like a trained pit bull. That can not be good for anyone in FSW. Who will stop Streak? Only time will tell. Will Streak become the FSW World Champ? Good opportunity. Good chance. Not good for anyone else.

‘Five Star’ Mike Marvelous: The next of our FSW Hall of Famers in the NEW FSW. And this time, he’s doing it better than ever. Marvelous is on a mission. This guy has all the accolades. All the charisma, and now, a heel tag partner for the DoA tourney. This can spell disaster, for the rest of FSW. Breaking ankles more times that Shaq has broken backboards, Marvelous does not care who he pisses off, or who he takes out. What’s good for Marvelous, is what ever he wants. He’s on a collision course to the moon.... Bad Moon Rising that is.

Jason McAllister: I don’t know much of this former CCW multi time champion. He’s just joined FSW. I’ll post something about this man as soon as he impresses me, or doesn’t impress me for that matter.

Ming: Another former PCW star, making an impact in FSW. Former FSW Tag Champ with Michel Krieg, Ming is a talent to reckon with. He’s got charisma, he’s got style, and he’s now also got the Primetime Champion as his partner in the ongoing Dead on Arrival tournament. This can spell trouble for future World Title hopefuls, as DeVille and Ming won’t go down easily. Of course, Ming has never been one to run away from a fight, so to those that step through the ropes and face Ming, good luck.

Magnum Wolf: Alpha Driver on Mike Marvelous this past week. Killer. Wolf is a Hall of Famer in many federations, meaning one thing..... he’s good. With a little motivation, and some hard work, Magnum may one day join another Hall of Fame.... FSW’s. I would of given Wolf a shot at going to the main event of Bad Moon Rising, but alas, some backstage antics by now former FSWer Tyler Davidson, cost Wolf a chance to be a World Champion, something that seems to be missing from his thus impressive resume. In due time, Wolf will make good on his talent, and God help those that cross him.

Tyler Nelson: Greedy, Rich, Snob, Egotistical, Self Centered, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the ‘Greediest Player in The Game’. What else can be said about Tyler Nelson. He ran PCW, he fired at will, he made himself World Champion many times over. What Tyler can’t get by winning, he buys. A future PCW Hall of Famer, Nelson hasn’t joined FSW because he’s bored. He’s got a plan. What it is, we will all figure out very soon. And, it can’t be for the betterment of FSW, only for the betterment of one person......... Tyler Nelson.

Jason O’Neil: Untapped Talent. Nuff said. Now, if O’Neil can get focused, he can go farther in FSW then he went in GCW. The Scarecrow. Good nickname, good worker, and someday, he’ll be a FSW World Champion.... mark my words.

‘Bad Attitude’ Jesse Ramey: FSW Tag Champion, with Asa Fountain. Ramey has overcome a bad backstage attitude in his past feds, to emerge in FSW as a power player. He plays the hillbilly gimmick well, almost flawlessly. As a tag partner to Asa Fountain, the two different gimmicks, melt to form a formidable team. Ramey could very well make it as a singles wrestler in the Primetime division.

Michael ‘Spitfire’ Stevens: Another former GCWer, but unlike O’Neil, this one has, like a few others mentioned earlier, fails to impress Da Chooch. So, instead of wasting my time, typing fake comments about Mr. Stevens, I’m going to move onto someone who deserves some space in this column.

Kyle Velocity: But unfortunetly, Velocity isn’t someone that deserves any space. Sure, he held us in suspense, as he brought in a friend to assist and help him in the Dead on Arrival tourney, but that was it. POOF, and then when the smoke cleared, the same old Do Nothing Velocity was still there. Maybe, if he’s lucky, him and McAllister can squeak past Meanstreak this week, then get their asses handed to them by either Boda/Cassius, or Bolamba/Marvelous.

Azala Zameer: The second biggest man in FSW. Standing 6’10 and nearly weighing in at 500 pounds, Zameer is powerful to say the least. A threat to everyone in FSW, Meanstreak included, Zameer is to not be taken lightly. With the guidance of Lt. Fredric Mandela, Zameer might be the unmovable object of FSW. The African Nightmare is just that, a nightmare, to his opponents. Women and Children should run and hide when this giant is in the ring, because it will not be a pretty site. What’s that you ask? Oh, the carnage Zameer will lay out onto his opponents. Look for Zameer to be taken to the next level by Mandela.

There is my rundown on the current talent of FSW. Many talented individuals. Next article, I’ll run down the tag teams of FSW. Sure, I did two of them, but the members are also successful singles wrestlers too, so that is why I mentioned them here. The remaining tag teams are just that, tag team specialists.

Now, before I end this, I promised a run down on my view of the Dead on Arrival Tournament. Now, I won’t go match by match, but I’ll offer you my pick, for the four men facing off in the finals of the tournament at Bad Moon Rising. In one corner of the Finals, we will see [place your money now] the team of Mike Marvelous and Timo Bolamba. Their finals opponents will be Boda and Cassius Deamont. Now, after a hard fought battle, we will witness Mike Marvelous and Timo Bolamba, one on one, in the main event of BMR. From there, we will see the First World Champion of the NEW FSW crowned, and his name will forever be.................. TIMO BOLAMBA.

That’s all folks. I’m dead tired, and Da Choochet is waiting in my favourite spot........ My Bed.

Till next time, this has been Da Chooch